What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:42
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”